Good afternoon ladies, gentlemen and other worldly beings.

As we take to the skies, on behalf of Digby Jackson Airways, it is my pleasure to welcome you aboard the flight 737 service to Kaiju Island.

Please take a moment to review the “Safety Instructions” card in your seat pocket. Passengers seated in row 20 and 21 are also asked to review the exit row seating requirements.

In the event of Kaiju related turbulence, please follow the instructions given by your flight attendant

Thank-you for travelling with us today, enjoy your flight.